How Tequila Works......
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Moments before the
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Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said,
"Listen up, Buddy.
I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car,
front door, back door, on the ground,
standing up, sitting down,
naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean .. . . it doesn't matter to me.
I've been doing it ever since
I got out of college and I just love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a
lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"
Happy Halloween
The three stages of
drunkenness
The times I could
have used this store
I love this. Buy the t-shirt online today
President
Felipe Calderón of Mexico announced Mexico will not participate in the
next Summer Olympics .
He said that, "Any Mexican who can run, jump, or
swim has already left the country."
Four of these
ladies are Republicans. Can you find the Democrat?
Nice jewelry
I was out drinking the other night
at a bar and ended up chatting
with an older woman.
She looked okay for a 65-year-old. We drank a bit, and things
progressed rather nicely and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's
Double.
"What's that?"
I asked.
"It a mother
and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No,
but it sounds interesting."
We drank a bit
more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. We went back to
her place. I was now getting pretty
excited.
She turned on
the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"
The real cause of Global
Warming
Why men use Post- it
Picture of the 3rd man to
walk on water
The Correct Way to Come
Home Drunk
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to
the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after
we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to
the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take
my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get
undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down
my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife
STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says
"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into
the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the
toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet,
undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and
say, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and ..............she acts like she's sound
asleep! It Works Every Time!"
The first sign of being gay
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
of driving.
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Happy Holidays from
the crew of the Bushwacker
The crew of the
"Bushwacker" wants to wish all of you a safe and merry Holiday Season.
Click on the picture above to go to the Christmas Joke Page
Here is the Link to the long awaited "Bill's Photo Gallery"
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