An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin
on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You
know I live by the railroad
tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young
woman tied to the tracks,
like in the films. I, of course, went and cut
her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long
story short, I scored big time!
We made love all night, all over the house. We
did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky
bastard, was she pretty?"
"Dunno . . . Never found the head!"