Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#10  Does this come in children's sizes?
#9   No Thanks.  Just Sniffing.
#8   I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7   Mom will love this.
#6   Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?
#5   No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
#4   Will you model this for me???
#3   Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your ass into that!
#2   45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in
Victoria's secret:

#1   Boy! this is better than world peace!!   Let's stock up on Miracle Bras!!!