Election 2004 Let the games begin.............

I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES.
WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET.
I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING ME A BREAK?"
HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.
So I CALLED HIM A NAME.
HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.
SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME.
HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.
THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.
THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.
I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD A
"ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.

A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.   Looking around at the stuff, he notices a very life-like, life-sized bronze statue of a rat.   It  has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it.

He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"   "Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars for the story," says the owner. The tourist gives the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few real rats have crawled out of alleys and sewers, and begun following him down the street.  This is a bit  disconcerting, so  he begins walking a little faster. Within a couple blocks, the group of rats behind him grows to over a hundred, and they begin squealing. He starts to trot toward the Bay.  H e  takes  a  nervous  look  around  and  sees that the rats now number in the thousands, maybe millions and they are all squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws the bronze rat as far out  into  the Bay as he can.   Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the  Bay  after  it, and are all drowned.   The man walks back to the curio shop.

"Ah ha," says the owner,"I'll bet you have come back for the story?"

"No," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat".*

 

 

Remember the 2000 election? Well 4 years later it's starting all over again,
This was one election I thought would never end
Some good jokes did come out of it

You get my vote

Good Bye Bill
You sure keep things exciting while in office