Top 10 Rejected Valentine Cards By Hallmark

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Top 10 Rejected Valentine Cards By Hallmark

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like
best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you
refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, I
would score.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a
night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when
I'm spanking, your big round ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . .
SO MAKE ME A Sandwich!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but
so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's
"booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's
do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister you should check out
the one I gave to your sister!