(Great Jokes we have all had to live through)
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Would this help
improve our aim?

This month is
"Flag Month"
Public Safety Announcement

 It's against the law to drive in California without your seatbelt on.
So buckle up,
It's the law


New Flash

Whales moving up the California coast again


Now that's a beer holder


Man's happiest moments

Don't Let your day
start like this

Osama we are still
looking for you

And now for a little marriage humor. I can laugh after 10 years of it.

Must be a MAC



The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly
designed seat belt. Results
show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45%
when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below.......

I finally found where Jeff got the idea for the logo for Bushwacker Racing

Only in California

That Friday number might be a little high

The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing...
Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this
'chic' procedure. The going rate on the east coast now exceeds $10,000.
Many men feel it is worth it.

Worlds Record in the High Jump from the kneeling position was set
yesterday at a beach in Southern France.
The picture below was taken just a few seconds before the jump took place.

This has got to stop

UPS wins this one

All the Dick Cheney Jokes in one place. Click Here

A little afternoon ride in the Corvette

World's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


A  recent survey was conducted as to
why men like blow  jobs,

10%  like the feeling.
12% like the dominance...and,
78% like  the silence


President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French


Great pictures from the Presidents trip to Louisiana

All The Flordia Jokes Here

International "symbol of marriage" is approved by the UN

Is that Jeff?

Thought for the day:
A friend will help you move
A good friend will help you move a body

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. ...
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are  still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail."


It's here, the new 2005 Krispy Kreme calendar


New keyboard for men

Now something to offend everyone!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?  Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?The position of the dirt bag

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?  Doughnuts?

Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,
caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car
only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than
the other? A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast? They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of
the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time...A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...
Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

You look Surprised?




Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny!
If you see him without a boner, make him a sandwich.


Behind every great man is a great woman...

and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass!


The importance of side mirrors

That reminds me of a joke... That's why this page is here..
Why do men always pay more for car insurance?
Women don't get blow jobs while they're behind the wheel.

The thought for the day...


Best Halloween Costumes of 2004

Diamond Jokes....



True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask:

Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?

Ponderings of the month:

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?


Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington?

 Also, they track her calves to their stalls, but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.

The solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as they cross the border.


"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said.
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing  
the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him,
so he walks over and asks, "How do you get into those pants?"

The young woman looks him over and replies,
"Well, you could start by buying me a drink."

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny!
If you see him without a boner, make him a sandwich.

Behind every great man is a great woman...

and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass!



Gary's Little Dance
Jeff loves this more than I do...
But, hell I got even with his New Years picture below
You got to admit that it goes great w/ the music!

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A New Years Eve Photo of Jeff, now that's funny!

Good Luck Rudy, I think he wants to do NY just more more favor before he leaves.



Ever wonder what this world would be like if women ran it?
He are some of my thoughts



So much for Bushwacker racing




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