My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him he denies everything. He tells me that everyone is out to get him. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is sit around the living room in his boxers and watch pornography on TV, while I go off to work to pay the mortgage and the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He keeps calling me fat, stupid and ugly. Some days he won't even say a word to me unless it's an insult.
What should I do?
Dump him. Since you became a New York senator you don't need the creep anymore.
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