Cable Guy's Quote of the day
Even after the Super
Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of
people, implying with bad jokes and anecdotes,
that Loozianna Cajuns ain't smart. I would like to state for the record
that I disagree with
Anybody who would
build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with
Democrats who can't swim is a damn genius".
Knock Knock, who's there? Seal Team 6
"And thus, dear
students, we have arrived at the basic formula for understanding women"
Mr. Smooth - Budgeting for a date
A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked
up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu; shrimp
cocktail, lobster Patron
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when
you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow
I said "Would you care for dessert?"
morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady
said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her
that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English
and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to
feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked
in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get
their first checks Friday. Dang, this a great country!
If we want to keep our nation's secrets 'SECRET,' store them where
transcripts and birth certificate.
early days of Facebook
The OBAMA motto: We've got what it takes, to take what you've got!
Posters, We have them all... Click here to go to the poster
How Tequila Works......
(The BEST I have
ever seen, click to download)
There are so many Illegal Jokes that I had to
start a new page. Click here to see all the jokes
Moments before the
pain starts photos
Please Note: We have so many Obama jokes that
it needed it's own page.
Follow this link for the entire collection.
Posters.. Yes follow this link for a page
of them all
This page is
inspirational - Don't miss it.
These are for
about getting old (follow this link)
Rebranding for 2009
that's what I call a convincing ad!!
2008 Mom of the year
awards are in...
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said,
"Listen up, Buddy.
I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car,
front door, back door, on the ground,
standing up, sitting down,
naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean .. . . it doesn't matter to me.
I've been doing it ever since
I got out of college and I just love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a
lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"
The three stages of
The times I could
have used this store
I love this. Buy the t-shirt online today
Felipe Calderón of Mexico announced Mexico will not participate in the
next Summer Olympics .
He said that, "Any Mexican who can run, jump, or
swim has already left the country."
Four of these
ladies are Republicans. Can you find the Democrat?
I was out drinking the other night
at a bar and ended up chatting
with an older woman.
She looked okay for a 65-year-old. We drank a bit, and things
progressed rather nicely and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's
"It a mother
and daughter threesome," she said.
I said, "No,
but it sounds interesting."
We drank a bit
more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. We went back to
her place. I was now getting pretty
She turned on
the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"
The real cause of Global
Why men use Post- it
Picture of the 3rd man to
walk on water
The Correct Way to Come
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to
the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after
we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to
the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take
my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get
undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down
my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife
STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says
"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into
the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the
toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet,
undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and
say, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and ..............she acts like she's sound
asleep! It Works Every Time!"
The first sign of being gay
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
Happy Holidays from
the crew of the Bushwacker
The crew of the
"Bushwacker" wants to wish all of you a safe and merry Holiday Season.
Click on the picture above to go to the Christmas Joke Page
Here is the Link to the long awaited "Bill's Photo Gallery"