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This section has been specially constructed, at a cost of millions of dollars, to be "BJ Accessible"

I love the Hulk, Does anyone have Batman?

Kids, never take candy from stranger

It's over but I saved the jokes

All the Campaign 08 jokes on one page

Barbie-Q

A real Oscar

Now it is out of control

Well maybe for the first
30 15 minutes

All the gas jokes are here

New Condoms

Bushwacker Special Edition

"When Graphic Artists
Get Bored"

It's over!....

Congratulations
to George W. Bush
and the Republican Party!

Words from a great leader

Welcome Governor Arnold
Hit the highway Davis

So what is Davis up to?

Summer is Here!
and it's another perfect day
aboard the Gatecrasher

Sorry I haven't updated the site in awhile but we have been doing some work around the house

The horror of war!
Click here before it's over

No comment needed

The French
"Friend or Foe?"

Thank You
for flying American

Would this help
improve our aim?

This month is
"Flag Month"

Have you hugged your
flag today?

Don't forget April 15th is Tax Day

Visit the new Osama Bin Laden section by clicking on the picture above

Gatecrasher reporting
 "record limits this year"

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Now that's a beer holder

Don't Let your day
start like this

Need more road signs?

Need more Tee-shirts?

The Bushwacker's "TOP 10 42" Joke list

 Larry the Cable Guy's Quote of the day
 

Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people, implying with bad jokes and anecdotes,
that Loozianna Cajuns ain't smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody who would
build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats who can't swim is a damn genius".

 

Knock Knock, who's there? Seal Team 6

"And thus, dear students, we have arrived at the basic formula for understanding women"

Mr. Smooth - Budgeting for a date

 
A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu; shrimp cocktail, lobster Patron & champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said "Would you care for dessert?"

This  morning I went to sign my dogs up for  welfare.  At first the lady said, "Dogs are  not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to  her that my dogs are mixed  in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English  and have no frigging clue  who their Daddy's are.  They expect me to  feed them, provide them with  housing and medical care. So she looked  in her policy book to see what it  takes  to  qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.  Dang, this a great  country!

Wikileaks
If we want to keep our nation's secrets 'SECRET,' store them where
President Obama stores his college transcripts and birth certificate.

 The early days of Facebook

 

The OBAMA motto: We've got what it takes, to take what you've got!

Election 2010 jokes

Motivational Posters,   We have them all... Click here to go to the poster page

 

 

How Tequila Works......

National Geographic Spider Documentary
(The BEST I have ever seen, click to download)

There are so many Illegal Jokes that I had to start a new page. Click here to see all the jokes

  

  

Moments before the pain starts photos

Please Note: We have so many Obama jokes that it needed it's own page.
Follow this link for the entire collection.

Posters.. Yes follow this link for a page of them all
This page is inspirational - Don't miss it.

  

These are for Jack

Jokes about getting old (follow this link)   

Corporate Rebranding for 2009

            

         

           

             

             

  

                     

                
 

                      

WOW!! Now that's what I call a convincing ad!!

2008 Mom of the year awards are in...

  

4th place                       3rd place

  

2nd place                       1st place

 

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said,
"Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground,
standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean .. . . it doesn't matter to me.  I've been doing it ever since
I got out of college and I just love it."
     Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

Happy Halloween

The three stages of drunkenness

The times I could have used this store

 

    

I love this. Buy the t-shirt online today

President Felipe Calderón of Mexico announced Mexico will not participate in the next Summer Olympics .
He said that, "Any Mexican who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."

Four of these ladies are Republicans.  Can you find the Democrat?

Nice jewelry

I was out drinking the other night at a bar and ended up chatting with an older woman.
She looked okay for a 65-year-old. We drank a bit, and things progressed rather nicely and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No, but it sounds interesting."

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. We went back to her place. I was now getting pretty excited.

She turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

 

The real cause of Global Warming

Why men use Post- it

Picture of the 3rd man to walk on water

The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do.  Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says
"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and ..............she acts like she's sound asleep! It Works Every Time!"
 

The first sign of being gay

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Happy Holidays from the crew of the Bushwacker
 

       The crew of the "Bushwacker" wants to wish all of you a safe and merry Holiday Season. Click on the picture above to go to the Christmas Joke Page

Here is the Link to the long awaited "Bill's Photo Gallery"

Ever ask yourself why stick people are extinct?

Never ever cheat on your girlfriend
(and get caught)

And now, some multimedia jokes 
for your entertainment!

  
9 Coronas, one of my favorite songs
(Warning, 846k download - but its worth it!)

Ever have one of these days? What a HEADRUSH!!
(962k download, but funny as hell!)

  
Credit card commercials, you'll love this

    
How to tell if your Cow has Mad Cow Disease

 
The Mona Lisa as you've never seen it

Meet Fart-Man.  He has a butt of steel. 

And not to be sexist Fart-women 
(This is  an equal opportunity web site)

 
Optical Illusion.  Trippy isnt it?  Are the dots black or white?

 
What do you do when another boat is heading straight for your boat and the situation looks bleek? 
Its amazing how smart those cows are in Montana.  The cows we have here in California are really stupid (2MB download).

Virtual Sex (Good!)

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