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- My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He
thought he was God and I didn't!
- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
- I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
- Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- God must love stupid people, he made so many.
- The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
- It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew
- Procrastinate Now
- FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
- MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT
- A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
- STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
- They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
- He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
- POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on.
- A PICTURE IS WORTH A 1000 WORDS, but it uses up a 1000 times
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a
chicken, a lifetime commitment for a
- WELCOME TO SOUTH CAROLINA - Set
your watch back 20 years.
- The trouble with life is there's
no background music.
- The original "point and click interface" was a
Smith & Wesson.
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