Boy needed $100

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      A little boy needed $100 very badly and his mother told him to pray to
      God for it. He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but nothing turned up.
      Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the
      postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they opened
      it up, and decided to send it to the President.

      The President was so impressed, touched and amused that he instructed
      his secretary to send the little boy $5.  He thought this would appear
      to be a lot of money to a little boy.

      The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a
      thank-you letter to God which reads as follows:

      Dear God,
      Thank you so very much for sending me the money. I noticed you sent it
      through Washington.  As usual those bastards deducted $95 as tax.

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