Osama bin Laden

 				
Wanted Dead or Alive

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Travel Alert!
Bin Ladden could already be in the US.
Mr. Bailey has already put together some photo's of what he might look like today.
Report any contacts directly to the FBI, do not try and date him!

   

Follow the link above to go to the FBI 10 most wanted list

Looks like he has also been screwing more than just the US

Our last Bushwacker intelligence shows him working at a local 7-11 store

Here is how we think he looks without his turban

Even as the US and the rest of the world, get ready for one of the biggest manhunt ever

Speaking of hunting

Here's looking at you!

A special introduction greeting card from Boeing to Osama (requires PowerPoint)

Can you say surprise!

Can you say "Hello"

More like US vs. Them

 
 Reconnaissance also shows many of Osama's troops on the move to counter the US build up

In some cities Afghani missiles are starting to fall

That is if we don't catch him trying to flee with his girlfriend

And I have only one thing to say

Time to do some ass wiping

Our architects here have already filed the plans for the new World Trade Center

This is strictly my view, but I believe when we catch him (and we will)
we will take him for a swim in the San Francisco bay

Maybe it would help if Bush spoke to them on their level

Two of America's biggest fears

Just look at the new movies' products and magizines that will come from this

Monkey Bin?

In stores now for Christmas

Round up all the usual suspects

Need more? Follow the links above for additional Osama websites

This makes you think

After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and injured 1,000, President
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. military personnel,
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200
U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised that those would be hunted down and punished.

After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000,
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailors,
Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.

Maybe if Clinton had kept his promise, an estimated 7,000 people would be alive today.

This question was raised on a Philly radio call-in show.
Without casting stones, it is a legitimate question:

There are two men, both extremely wealthy.
One develops relatively cheap software and gives hundreds of millions of dollars to charity.
The other sponsors terrorism. That being the case, why is it that Clinton spent more
money chasing down Bill Gates than Osama bin Laden?

I guess that's another reason I voted for Bush
Follow the link on the logo above to remember that election

Another good one
The Saudi Ambassador to the U.N. has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where
he meets his American counterpart. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have
just one question about what I have seen in America" The American says "Well your Excellency, anything 
I can do to help you I will do." The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it 
there are Russians and Blacks and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. 
He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."

The American laughs and leans over. "That's because it takes place in the future."

A special note from the editor:

War can be a brutal event.
We tend to sit back in our living rooms, and view the barrage of information that comes across our television.
We easily can become de-sensitized the real to the true gravity and danger of the battle front.
Lives may be ended or altered forever during the heat of battle.
When I first saw this photo, my heart was instantly brought face to face with the cold reality of battle.
Yet at the same time, made me proud of who I am.
This moment of conflict, on some distant shore, truly captures the spirit and cause of fighting for what is right.
But a word of warning: You may not want to look at first due to the disturbing content.
But the more you look, the more you will likely be drawn to and inspired by this moment.
It may even cause you to want to join in the fight. I hope it does.
Please take a silent moment to view this tragedy. Remember that all of us can be proud, and be brave...

God Bless America.

GOOD TOWEL-HEADS / BAD TOWEL-HEADS

In light of recent world events, there has been much discussion about "Towel-heads."
It is unfair to profile and characterize all "towel-heads" as bad or evil. In fact, there are some good "towel-heads."
In fact, it is your civic duty to be able to distinguish between good and evil towel-heads!
Suppose, for instance, you were walking down a dark alley and encounter a towel-head...what would you do?
Knowing the difference between good and evil is paramount.

The difference between some Uzi carrying dirt-bag, camel fucking bad towel-head
and a good towel-head can sometimes be the difference between life and death.

So that you can make a clear distinction, I have attached photographs of a bad towel-head and a good "Towel-head."
You must study the pictures carefully so that you will not confuse the two in a moment of indecision . ..
it could save your life!

Now then.....

  

Bad Towel-head                                   Good Towel-head